Well! Hasn't it been a long time since I posted......
First off, I caught a bad case of da raketa rinskita from Stanley - dunno WHAT he been doin'!!!?? That made me sick for two WEEKS!
DEN I went home to visit my family! I was soooo excited! They haven't changed much since last I saw dem... except my dear ol' auntie Kwiieee (second from the right), she gained a few pounds.
I sure had fun - I stayed an extra month just so I could be there for Dedez Nn grRrr (the Festival of Foul Moods). I got to kiss the hippopotamus AND throw my neighbor over the dead pig!
Hoo mon, what a blowout!
Hope everyone is doin' fine!
Papa Leggba's Hut
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Witch Doctors
Not long ago you would have been called a witch doctor (in a bad meaning) if you said colorings or additives may cause or worsen health problems like hyperactivity, diabetes or cancers.
News (?) maybe food coloring causes issues for children.....
Now they wanna listen to 'ol witch doctor Papa? NOW they think it might be time for some of those 'long term studies'.... Hoo mon! Dey asleep at da wheel!
News (?) maybe food coloring causes issues for children.....
Now they wanna listen to 'ol witch doctor Papa? NOW they think it might be time for some of those 'long term studies'.... Hoo mon! Dey asleep at da wheel!
Friday, March 25, 2011
MOMOFUKU!!!!
i have exorcised the evil from my poor little pet Stanley! He is looking much better now....
I will rub some donkey dung and cat fur ointment on him tonight (I add just a wee bit o' monkey spit). Dat will do da trick! He should make a full recovery. I am soo happy again!
I will rub some donkey dung and cat fur ointment on him tonight (I add just a wee bit o' monkey spit). Dat will do da trick! He should make a full recovery. I am soo happy again!
Stanley got SICK!
HO MON! I am sad today! Poor little stanley! He got posessed by dat EVIL spirit Eeebo. He went from the cutest little ting to OMG! He looks AWFUL!!! Just LOOK at him!
Now he is de SCARIEST, UGLY EVIL ting what crawled from the BOWELS OF HELL!!
I will have to exorcise him immediately! I
Now he is de SCARIEST, UGLY EVIL ting what crawled from the BOWELS OF HELL!!
I will have to exorcise him immediately! I
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Good Ol' Days
Ahh de good ol' days, mon. I remember my first love. A young witch named Gazeebo.
She was de most beuatiful thing in all of Tevlev der.
She was de most beuatiful thing in all of Tevlev der.
NO! - She was de most beautiful ting in all of Tanna Tuva.
Ahhh, yes, good ol' days mon. But I was soo young den!!! Hoo mon!
Ya, mon. I remember dat cute little Gazeebo. She was something ELSE.
Her twin sister wasn't so bad either.

Ain't dey scrumptious! I remember one nite when BOTH Gazeebo AND her sister Nancy
came over to my hut and we -
OH - me wife is comin' mon!
Dat's all for now.....
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Blood Sugar
So you ate the twinkie and three cookies and a ding dong. Or maybe half a velvet cake. Or was it an entire pint of ice cream? The sugar starts seeping into your bloodstream... and you begin to feel sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel relaxed and at ease. Unless you are a three to ten year old. In THAT case you start bouncing off the walls because - well because you're a three to ten year old!! NOT because you ate a bunch of sugar.
The "sugar high" of folklore is a myth, perpetuated by mothers to stop their kids from eating too many sweet treats. Or maybe it came from dentists trying to help avert the inevitable cavities that sugary substances promote. Nobody really knows where this idea came from, but it is a nice little piece of voodoo. There is no such thing as a "sugar high". Children run around and bounce off walls and throw darts in their friend's forehead because they have all the energy of . . . children. They are definitely hyperglycemic. But the sugar only fills their tank to keep 'em running. Putting gas in your car doesn't make it immediately start zooming off all willy-nilly and crashing into things, does it? No man, of course it don't.
Sugar goes in, insulin is released by the pancreas to allow the sugar to be absorbed by your body's cells. If you have no insulin, or produce reduced amounts, you have type 1 diabetes. Very Bad. As you get older, or fatter, or for other reasons as yet unknown, Your cells become "insulin resistant" - they stop absorbing the sugar and insulin combo. You have type 2 diabetes.
Type 1 takes big mojo to help - and there is NO mojo that can fix it. Insulin shots are the best thing yet discovered. Hyperglycemia is the condition of too much sugar in the blood and an insulin shot helps the body absorb that sugar when the body produces little or no insulin on its own.
Type 2 is not as bad. The body's cells have become resistant to insulin, or maybe the pancreas make less than it once did. It would seem that a body gets tired and 'worn out' and becomes less and less able to do what it once did easily. Too much abusive eating and drinking MAY help to bring this condition aboutbut the cause is still unclear.
There is no cure for either type of diabetes. Some things help insulin to be more effective, some things make insulin more available, other things increase insulin production and other things help absorbption or elimination. Herbal treatments are best for those with mild problems and cannot be relied upon for type 1 - EVER. There is no remedy to make a broken pancreas start producing insulin.
There is mojo for type 2. For some people, watching the diet is enough. Some try things like ginseng, onions, garlic, or cinnamon to help. Take in less sugar, exercise, cut out the bad stuff - among other things - and you will probably be OK. It will depend on the severity of your condition. You will need to be vigilant about your health in this regard for the rest of your life.
Both types of diabetes may have roots in genetics, injury, or diseases, which create the condition. My kind have no way to know these things and can only ask help from western medicine to find out these root causes. Use both with wisdom.
Do not tempt my uncle Samedi....
The "sugar high" of folklore is a myth, perpetuated by mothers to stop their kids from eating too many sweet treats. Or maybe it came from dentists trying to help avert the inevitable cavities that sugary substances promote. Nobody really knows where this idea came from, but it is a nice little piece of voodoo. There is no such thing as a "sugar high". Children run around and bounce off walls and throw darts in their friend's forehead because they have all the energy of . . . children. They are definitely hyperglycemic. But the sugar only fills their tank to keep 'em running. Putting gas in your car doesn't make it immediately start zooming off all willy-nilly and crashing into things, does it? No man, of course it don't.
Sugar goes in, insulin is released by the pancreas to allow the sugar to be absorbed by your body's cells. If you have no insulin, or produce reduced amounts, you have type 1 diabetes. Very Bad. As you get older, or fatter, or for other reasons as yet unknown, Your cells become "insulin resistant" - they stop absorbing the sugar and insulin combo. You have type 2 diabetes.
Type 1 takes big mojo to help - and there is NO mojo that can fix it. Insulin shots are the best thing yet discovered. Hyperglycemia is the condition of too much sugar in the blood and an insulin shot helps the body absorb that sugar when the body produces little or no insulin on its own.
Type 2 is not as bad. The body's cells have become resistant to insulin, or maybe the pancreas make less than it once did. It would seem that a body gets tired and 'worn out' and becomes less and less able to do what it once did easily. Too much abusive eating and drinking MAY help to bring this condition aboutbut the cause is still unclear.
There is no cure for either type of diabetes. Some things help insulin to be more effective, some things make insulin more available, other things increase insulin production and other things help absorbption or elimination. Herbal treatments are best for those with mild problems and cannot be relied upon for type 1 - EVER. There is no remedy to make a broken pancreas start producing insulin.
There is mojo for type 2. For some people, watching the diet is enough. Some try things like ginseng, onions, garlic, or cinnamon to help. Take in less sugar, exercise, cut out the bad stuff - among other things - and you will probably be OK. It will depend on the severity of your condition. You will need to be vigilant about your health in this regard for the rest of your life.
Both types of diabetes may have roots in genetics, injury, or diseases, which create the condition. My kind have no way to know these things and can only ask help from western medicine to find out these root causes. Use both with wisdom.
Do not tempt my uncle Samedi....
Monday, March 21, 2011
New Look for Me
I have a new look now! I was getting tired of my same old look and my wife said "Why don't you quit whining and yapping about how you look and go get some more firewood!" And I thought to myself "Self, she's right, it's cold in here." So I went out and gathered some more wood to make more fire to take the chill off of the hut. (It gets cold here in Tevlev Der)
Well, as I was gathering wood, i realized I have looked the same for nearly 300 years now. It is time for a change. Well, I don't do things halfway and I really felt like I needed something major, so.....
My new Look! Pretty cool, huh? I look mean, don't I?
Hoo man! When I give someone da stinkeye now dey gonna FEEL IT - ya man!
Well, as I was gathering wood, i realized I have looked the same for nearly 300 years now. It is time for a change. Well, I don't do things halfway and I really felt like I needed something major, so.....
My new Look! Pretty cool, huh? I look mean, don't I?
Hoo man! When I give someone da stinkeye now dey gonna FEEL IT - ya man!
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